Why did the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
Farting in a packed elevator...
It's wrong on so many levels.
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
Toot Suite
So apparently NASA hadn't heard of farting before...
What do you call a stingray who wonβt stop farting?
A stink ray.
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
Why is farting on an apple store a bad idea?
Because they have no windows.
What do you call two Egyptian guys farting at the same time?
Tootincommon
I'm gonna make a compilation of soothing farting noises
And call it ASsMR
My girlfriend told me I was good at farting...
I said βlet me know if you know someone who needs a tutor.β
What do you call a hungry, farting baby wearing a bandana?
A rooten, tooten cowboy.
Why is just farting when you think you have to crap like a hair care product?
They're both sham-poo
How do you explain a guy that can't help farting around his girl friend?
He's just inflatuated.
Did you know Egyptian Pharaohs considered farting to be inappropriate?
Thatβs why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.
What do you call a Farting Russian?
Vladimir Tootin.
I was having some trouble farting, so I hired a tutor.
Which Pharaoh was known for rarely farting?
Today I learned that one time a cow exploded a barn by farting
It mustβve been udder madness
A guy sets a world record for farting in a police car the most amount of times in a row. What else did he set?
A criminal record.
I was farting really bad earlier but thankfully it stopped.
I've left that all behind me now.
A friend said their elderly dog keeps on farting
I told them, "It sounds like you need to invest in a mutt plug."
They just shook their head and said that I'm not right.
What do you call a farting Jedi?
Mace Windy.
(no regrets)
How can you tell a moth is farting?
It flys straight for a second.
Farting in elevators...
...is wrong on so many levels.
Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Farting on a lift is so wrong...
On so many levels
Farting on a lift is wrong..
On so many levels!
