Ewan Puns

I’ll be a dad in April, and I just pulled this one on my wife:

We had just started watching The Conjuring and I said, “James Wan directed this. Do you know who his younger brother is?”

“No.”

“James Two!”

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👤︎ u/MrMoustaches

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Who came after Obi-Wan?

Obi-Two

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👤︎ u/KavemanKris

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McGregor vs May Weather

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👤︎ u/vanquar8

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What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?

Sasquatch-ewan

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👤︎ u/BubsytheBobcat

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