I was walking past a construction site in town and one of the engineers scowled at me and told me to "eff off"!

Guess he failed his degree in Civil Engineering.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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This number is ineffable!

Stumbled into this at work today:

Me: I wish people would stop messing with the number I wrote down. It's ineffable.

Coworker: Then why are they eff-ing with it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maveri4201
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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My wife said that I don’t have any empathy.

I don’t understand why she feels that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Hey dad, where you going?

"Crazy."

Every eff'n time.

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