Just Dew It
They get a due date.
Mountain residew.
Eats too inn the mourning end eye veal lyke ass leap
I told him, "It's a tie, dad"
You will be mist.
urine idiot
His reply?
Can dew.
"Oh you got that blue drank? ........it's a hip hop joke"
But it'll make dew.
My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Because they cantaloupe.
But honestly I don't mind if they dew.
I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.
They're over dew.
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
It gives me something to dew.
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My friend once told me she watched Regular Show all the time. I said, "I guess you could say you watch it regularly." We are not friends anymore. (True Story)
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning… But I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow!
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Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
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Why do eggs hate jokes? The answers always crack them up!
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What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? "Hey, close the door! I'm dressing!"
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Somebody stole all my lamps…. And I couldn't be more de-lighted!
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I once met a pig that did karate… We called him Pork Chop!
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Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!
(Source For All Puns Except The First) https://bestlifeonline.com/bad-funny-puns/
I give credit where credit is dew.
I’m headed to a Halloween mashup party this weekend and I need a costume - think “Eggs and Hamlet” or “Brokeback Mountain Dew” or “Zom-bee” - I felt like the reddit pun world might be able to hook me up - any suggestions?
Honey dew you love me?
I love you berry much
I think we are a good pear.
Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!
I don’t earn much, but I make dew.
Grapes suck man, I mean potatoes they're appealing ;) and can even grow back even after being smashed ;) out drunk, but grapes they just get drunk and wine and wine and wine ;), oh and corn, god who needs corn, they just party but pop off ;) for no reason, they say after its waters temper ;) but... well I guess water is not good either, they get angry and just boil ;) over... oh and I heard some news about tomatoes they had an affair with cherries ;), I heard that tomatoes wife is gonna get revenge by dewing grass ;), but I can only say one thing the plant party was wild last night.
Me: “Dad, did you get a hair cut?”
Dad: “No son, I got them all cut”
Anyone else have this happen every single time you notice your dads new hair dew? 😂😂
Mountain Dew
because of all of their dews and responsibilities.
Dad: It makes dew
I always give credit where it's dew.
It was a fawn dew party.
Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!
Water you dewing?
