First time posting and I'm looking to de-stash my skincare sample collection (with a few normal size products)!!

All products are brand new. Shipping will be $4 (may be lower if smaller package size) and I accept Paypal, Venmo and Zelle. Local pick ups available if in the NYC area!

I will sanitize each item before shipping. I have not gotten or been exposed to anyone who has tested positive for COVID-19. Everything comes from a very clean, smoke-free and pet-free environment.

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FULL SIZE

• I Dew Care sugar kitten peel off mask BNIB 85mL $20
• Olive Young Face Halo reusable makeup remover pads x3 2 $5/ea
• MEFACTORY 3 Step Piggy Nose Strip pack x3 $2/ea

SAMPLES

• Innisfree volcanic clay mask 20mL ($6), 10 mL ($3), 4mL ($1)
• Nature Republic watery emulsion 3mL x3 $2/ea
• Banila Co Clean It Zero balms 7mL ($5), 3mL ($2)
• Charcoal nose strips x11 $1.50/ea
• CNP Laboratory peeling booster x6 $1/ea
• Nature Republic snail solution x2 $1/ea
• Skin Food black sugar x1 $2/ea and rice mask wash off x2 $2/ea
• Mamonde petal purifying bubble mask x2 $2/ea
• Blithe energy yellow citrus and honey water pack $1
• Tony Moly banana hand milk x3 $1/ea
• Tony Moly white magic cream x4 $1/ea
• Celimax noni ampoule x2 $1/ea
• Sulwhasoo first care activating serum ex x3 $1/ea

Hi beauty lovers! Huge destashing going on here.

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• Shipping is an additional $3 flat fee.

• PayPal only

• Payment due within 12 hours - if you need longer to pay please let me know.

• In the case of an overlap, items will be sold to whoever paid first.

• US only. All prices quoted are in USD.

• All orders are mailed via USPS with a tracking number.

• Items not listed but show up in pictures means they're sold/no longer available.

• My flair: woodedfoothills

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Assorted masks -- $0.50 each

• Vanedo Snail Essence Mask (exp Jan 2020)
• Dabo Snail Gold (exp Jan 2019)
• Dermal Vitamin Collagen Essence Mask (Jan 2020)
• Dermal Charcoal Collagen Essence Mask (Jan 2019)

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Assorted masks -- $1 each

• SEP Tangerine Brightening Mask (exp Dec 2019)
• Cosmetea Green Tea Soothing Moisture Mask (exp Aug 2020)
• Aritaum Collagen Mask (exp Sep 2018)
• Naisture Ginseng Mask Pack (exp Dec 2018)
• OKA Recipe Anti-Freckle Mask (exp Apr 2020)
• OKA Recipe Shiny Kid Mask (exp Apr 2020)
• Vprove Aloe Polyphenol Moisturizing Mask (exp May 2019)
• Vprove Bamboo Alpha Lipoic Acid Energy Mask (exp May 2019)
• Secret Nature Moisturizing Rose Mask (exp Nov 2018)
• A'pieu Peach Mask (exp Mar 2020)
• A'pieu Banana Mask (exp May 2019)
• A'pieu Grapefruit Mask (exp Aug 2019)
• CNF Cosmetic Mangosteen Calming Mask (exp Jun 2019)
• CNF Cosmetic Papaya Peeling Mask (exp Jun 2019)
• Answer 19 Pore Minimizer Mask (exp Nov 2019)
• Nature Republic Aloe Real Nature Mask (exp July 2019)
• It's My Skin Milk Mask (exp Jan 2019)
• Vprove Rose Betacarotene Mask (exp July 2019)
• The Creme Shop Pomegranate Cranberry Fusion Mask (Jul 2020)
• The Saem Pure Natural Snail Mask Sheet (Nov 2019)

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Assorted masks -- $1.50 each

• Manefit Beauty Planner Lily Whitening + Brightening (exp Nov 2018)
• Manefit Beauty Planner Lavender Wrinkle + Lifting (exp May 2019)
• Manefit Beauty Planner Honey Nutrition + Vitalizing (exp May 2019)

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Assorted masks -- $2 each

• Kingirls Black Currant & Vanilla Extract Mask (exp Jun 2020)
• Unitouch Good Night Facial mask (exp Mar 2020)

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

That whole scene of Coco coming up to Meadow made my skin crawl. One of the best moments for me is when Tony hears about what he did and goes, “Yeah? What else did say?” You could feel the barely controlled fury in his eyes, brilliant acting. And who could blame him, I’m sure any dad would flip out the same way! Creep had it coming to him.

Also I’m about to wrap up my second rewatch of the show. I’m enjoying it so much, and catching so many little details- thanks in big part to this social club!

It really does, I swear!

(thumbnail pic, pay no attention)

I miss the sneaker renaissance of the late 90s/early 2000s (can you miss something you were an infant for?) It wasn’t unlike the smartphone boom a few years later, with the iPhone starting the technological pissing contest over who can create the fastest, thinnest, and most powerful pocket screen possible. In both cases, the race to outdo one another and win customers was taken over by basic brand loyalty and designs that work well enough. This isn’t to say innovation isn’t still happening in some circles, smaller manufacturers trying to put their own spin on things, but design booms inevitably plateau into what can reliably satisfy customers. So, to reiterate, I miss when sneaker companies were trying out really weird shit.

High risks didn’t always pay off, but the race to create a shoe of the nebulous “future” inspired plenty of designs and technologies still used today. Whether the appeal of these kicks was to make a statement about the self or simply look different from everyone else (until everybody else also had them), the turn of the millennium was a time where a new, head-scratching shoe was around every corner. An argument can be made that Nike lead the charge in this regard, as is the case with any other industry comprised of big-money players, but for me, no other company exemplifies the loud experimentation of this era than Mountain Dew-flavored skate brand Osiris. And Osiris would be catapulted into the stratosphere of skate apparel, for better or for worse, with the release of their most famous sneaker, the D3.

(Technically it was the D3 2001, a revision on the original D3, but details, details…)

Osiris

Osiris quickly made a name for itself in the skate community with a savvy design finger placed firmly on the pulse of the nineties skating world. Helping them out in doing so was their roster of signed pro skaters who would flaunt their products in competition and highlight videos. This is standard practice for any ambitious skate company, but it was their catalog of unabashedly 90s and unashamedly baggy apparel that caught the eye of the community at large. They never sponsored anyone with Tony Hawk levels of recognizability, but who did? If you were deep into skate culture in the late 90s to the early 2000s, you know both the O

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Matthew Nicks: Tries to harden me up with daily 4am SAS wilderness training.

Chris Fagan: I have confusing feelings about his hot granddaughter when we visit the care home at the same time.

Michael Voss: Great bloke but I smell another divorce and don't get close.

Craig McRae: Helps me with my homework and volunteers at our local cricket club.

Ben Rutten: Gives me my first beer and smoke and lets me borrow his vintage porn collection.

Justin Longmuir: My girlfriend only comes around when she knows JL is home.

Chris Scott: Kicks me out of the house so my 30+ year old half-siblings can move in.

Stuart Dew: My best mate. My idol. We get matching tattoos in Bali on my 18th birthday.

Leon Cameron: Steals my mum's life savings to buy a Ferrari and ends up in prison for white collar crime.

Sam Mitchell: Whispers threatening things while I'm asleep but laughs it off each morning.

Simon Goodwin: No sugar is allowed in the house.

David Noble: Makes me invest in a sensible mix of stocks and bonds.

Ken Hinkley: Slaves away at a deadend job and promises he'll take us on holiday when he gets a promotion that never comes.

Damien Hardwick: Sleeps around but we can't stay angry at him.

Brett Ratten: Pays me $10 an hour to help him clean pools but lets me keep anything I find in the filters.

John Longmire: He smiles for the first time and says 'I'm proud of you son' and it's the best moment of my life.

Adam Simpson: Carrying his golf clubs, attending church and signing up to the Liberal Party are worth it when he calls his real estate agency Simpson and Son.

Luke Beveridge: Smokes pot on the couch all day playing Tony Hawk.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

First time posting and I'm looking to destash my skincare sample collection (with a few normal size products)!!

All products are brand new. Shipping will be $4 (may be lower if only getting samples) and I accept Paypal, Venmo and Zelle. Local pick ups available if in the NYC area!

Prices negotiable and willing to discount the more you buy!

I will sanitize each item before shipping. I have not gotten or been exposed to anyone who has tested positive for COVID-19. Everything comes from a very clean, smoke-free and pet-free environment.

Verification!

FULL SIZE

• I Dew Care sugar kitten peel off mask BNIB 85mL $20
• Olive Young Face Halo reusable makeup remover pads x3 2 $5/ea
• MEFACTORY 3 Step Piggy Nose Strip pack x3 $2/ea
• First Aid Beauty ultra repair body scrub 2oz $6
• First Aid Beauty ultra repair cream 2oz $10
• First Aid Beauty ultra repair instant oatmeal mask 1oz $10
• First Aid Beauty ultra repair lip therapy 0.5oz $10
• Tree Hut shea sugar scrub passion fruit and guava 510g $6

SAMPLES

• Innisfree volcanic clay mask 20mL ($6), 10 mL ($3), 4mL ($1)
• Nature Republic watery emulsion 3mL x3 $2/ea
• Banila Co Clean It Zero balms 7mL ($5), 3mL ($2)
• Drunk Elephant Protini cream 15 mL $5/ea
• L'occitane ultra thirst quenching gel 5mL $3
• Charcoal nose strips x11 $1/ea
• CNP Laboratory peeling booster x6 $1/ea
• Nature Republic snail solution x2 $1/ea
• Skin Food black sugar x1 $2/ea and rice mask wash off x2 $2/ea
• Mamonde petal purifying bubble mask x2 $2/ea
• Blithe energy yellow citrus and honey water pack $1
• Tony Moly banana hand milk x3 $1/ea
• Tony Moly white magic cream x4 $1/ea
• Celimax noni ampoule x2 $1/ea
• Sulwhasoo first care activating serum ex x3 $1/ea

Sort of not related but I also have an extra Italy Towel for sale $2 (what the ahjummas use to scrub down ppl at the spa)

When I got home, they were still there.