Determine Puns

A list of puns related to "Determine"

It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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"Confucius Says...War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left."
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👤︎ u/iTz_bOrkEr_qUeEn_BOI
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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👤︎ u/Rossco1874
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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👤︎ u/Fawkes_1
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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New study determines what 99% of kids homeschool hate the most

Their teacher

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👤︎ u/jvanzandd
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:

'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'

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👤︎ u/UnexampledSalt
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?

His test-icles

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👤︎ u/steeple_fun
📅︎ May 09 2020
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How do you determine the sex of a cell?

You pull down it's genes

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👤︎ u/t_brad32
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Who determines if someone died from Corona?

The coronar

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👤︎ u/jpereira73
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...

If she bites you, she's a female.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Hey guys if you need to determine how Basic a chick is.

Use a Litness test.

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👤︎ u/Konebred
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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To determine if I’m moving fast or slow...

...I must determine if I’m Russian or Stalin.

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👤︎ u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?

With the exposition.

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👤︎ u/CJCray8
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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How to determine an ants sex

All you need in a glass of water. If the ant sinks to the bottom it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s a buoyant.

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👤︎ u/jetkism
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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How to determine the sex of an ant.

Step 1. Throw it in the water.

Step 2. Observe.

If it sinks? Girl ant.

If it floats? Boy ant.

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👤︎ u/ivey090
📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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TIL you can determine wether or not a person is stupid based on their taste in music.

For instance, metal-heads are pretty damn dense.

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👤︎ u/C0NSTABEL
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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You can determine the difference between an alligator and a crocodile based on which one sees you later and which one sees you 'afterwhile'
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👤︎ u/CrazyStang09
📅︎ Jan 22 2018
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You can determine an ants gender by putting it on water...

If it sinks it is a girl ant, if it floats it is buoyant...

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👤︎ u/aabesh
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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War does not determine who is right,

Only who is left.

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👤︎ u/ellocojorge
📅︎ Jul 10 2016
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