It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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"Confucius Says...War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left."
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There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossco1874
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fawkes_1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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New study determines what 99% of kids homeschool hate the most

Their teacher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:

'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnexampledSalt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?

His test-icles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steeple_fun
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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How do you determine the sex of a cell?

You pull down it's genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_brad32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Who determines if someone died from Corona?

The coronar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...

If she bites you, she's a female.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Hey guys if you need to determine how Basic a chick is.

Use a Litness test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konebred
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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To determine if I’m moving fast or slow...

...I must determine if I’m Russian or Stalin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?

With the exposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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How to determine an ants sex

All you need in a glass of water. If the ant sinks to the bottom it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s a buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetkism
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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How to determine the sex of an ant.

Step 1. Throw it in the water.

Step 2. Observe.

If it sinks? Girl ant.

If it floats? Boy ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivey090
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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TIL you can determine wether or not a person is stupid based on their taste in music.

For instance, metal-heads are pretty damn dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NSTABEL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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You can determine the difference between an alligator and a crocodile based on which one sees you later and which one sees you 'afterwhile'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyStang09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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You can determine an ants gender by putting it on water...

If it sinks it is a girl ant, if it floats it is buoyant...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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War does not determine who is right,

Only who is left.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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