I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet
But then my browser froze
Need help thinking of an ice cream pun
More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!
Why did it take dad an hour to choose which skin cream to buy?
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
What do you call a scoop of ice cream in your hand?
My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream
I can’t wait to rub it in
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
Why can't Neo eat his ice cream?
Because there is no spoon
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.
But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.
An ice-cream van overturned in our road....
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?
I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
Why won't Rick Astly ever take his girlfriend out for an ice cream date?
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
I got to open a present early. It was anti-gloating cream
I can't wait to rub it in
I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
The ice cream man came by
Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
What did Thumper get charged with when he stole a slurp of Bambi's ice-cream cone?
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
What did the werewolf order from the ice cream shop?
Burt: Ernie, should we go out for ice cream?
Ernie: Sherbert
EDIT: Wow, I'm amazed at the upvotes.. Totally made my day. I came up with this yesterday while staring at bees pollinating our flowers. Random.
Why did the ice cream machine need money?
I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..
Apparently they were Meringue-utans.
The best anti aging cream is being antisocial...
Without friends, nobody tells you happy birthday...
Without birthdays, you're not getting older!
What do you call cream cheese that's been dropped?
Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Selena’s New single, Rice Cream
I received a verifiable threat against my Boston cream pie
So I had it placed in protective custardy
Why should you give someone ice cream when you want revenge?
Because revenge is a dish best served cold
Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon
Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff
🤦🏻♂️
My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer ?
I told her no. I ate it on the couch.
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
What do you call melted ice cream
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
Why didn't you eat your espresso and ice cream?
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