Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?

I guess you can say they own a monopoly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboman5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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A group of ravens chased individual crows until the crows were cornered together

In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.

The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.

The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facts_my_guyy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A colleague at worked complained he couldn't find any clean cups. "Maybe they're in the naughty corner," I offered. "Why would they be there?" he asked.

"Because they were acting like mugs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.

They're normally around 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RespectTheFancy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."

"That's why it's called adult super-vision."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunderup_14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Me: Son, there is a soulmate for you on every corner of the earth

Son: But the earth is round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yorp4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Spring is just around the corner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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It in the CORNer of the room
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kjkfloor17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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β€œI see,” said the blind man...

...as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tshep117
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Spring is around the corner imgur.com/ix9KWRJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qUxUp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why is the corner of the room very hot?

Because it’s at 90degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Looks like Tesla is cutting a lot of corners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igor_d7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Dad I am cold.. If you’re cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?

It is always 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Binger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?

It’s a New Delhi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?

Because he said he had him cornered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I’ve decided to open a Star Wars themed corner grocery store.

I’m calling it the Dagobah Bodega

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryosen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I was cold in the house and asked my Dad to turn the heating up. He said β€œGo stand in the corner....

... it’s 90 degrees”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WasntSureAtFirst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My daughter told me she was really cold today

I told her to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditstrawberry7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.

But the contractor kept cutting corners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xavier_Superfly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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How do you confuse an idiot?

37

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Detroiter_1017
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What did one wall say to another?

''Let's meet at the corner''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.

He’s a Boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My daughter came up with this one

Hey, do you know where the farm is?

Just around the CORNer.

Super proud.

Yes, we live in Ohio. All the farms here are corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZayroReave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darklyte
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.

..Β ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Son-β€œDad it’s cold in here, can we turn the thermostat up”

Me - β€œNo just go stand in the corner”

Son -β€œWhy?”

Me - β€œBecause it is always at 90 degrees”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestPastEast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.

People hate it, but I’m a fan.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Two strips of tarmac are arguing about who is the toughest. They have in idea to fight the shady looking guy in the corner to prove how tough they are. The barman stops them.

I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callos05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Spring is around the corner!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/black---lights
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.

Son: Where are you in the photo?

Dad: That's me in the corner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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When Christmas is just around the corner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImCanMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Have you been to the Chinese place on the corner? It's supposed to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikegar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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With Father’s Day right around the corner I wanted to share with you my beloved dad’s last words:

Ah! A truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkibizness
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?

A Pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philly_farmer_tan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it

I told her it’s so he can cut corners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpnCodpiece
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!

I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My 3yr old son told me there was a real dinosaur in the house! So we spent the morning looking for it when we saw a tail around the corner, but it was just a fossil-arm.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasich
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What does a physicist say as he drives around a fast corner

Awww G s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anime_sao_lmao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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My lawnmower man cuts corners by not cutting corners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spedsy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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[from my 4yo boy] How do you keep warm in a cold room?

Go to the corner there always around 90Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123sam321
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My friend said he was cold, so I said, "go stand in a corner, they're always 90 degrees."

His house is a circle... He's been walking around confused for three hours now, I am getting concerned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroNinja31
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Why did the 8-ball go into the corner pocket?

It took its cue from the white ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I've been cutting corners my whole life...

But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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If you are cold, DONT TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT! Just move your bed to the corner of your room where its 90 degrees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satirical_whit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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The person who invented the wheel to make life easier is so lazy

All he did was cut corners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raumerino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night.

But I will recover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Went to the corner shop today

and i bought 4 corners.............

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paladium9999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Dad: You look cold, son. Try standing in the corner

They are usually around 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snuvvy_D
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Why was the boy sweating in the corner?

It’s 90 degrees over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondLegendz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Spring is just around the corner.

https://i.imgur.com/qj2acmP.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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Winter is almost over and spring is just round the corner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyreeddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Bad news for agoraphobics,

a cure is just around the corner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Go stand in the corner.

My teacher dropped this one in math class today.

Girl: it's so cold in here

Teacher: why don't you go stand in the corner

Girl: [confused look] why?

Teacher: because it's 90 degrees over there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wafflizer5000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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If you're ever cold, put yourself in a corner

It's 90Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkAngelMUA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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If your ever cold, stand in the corner.

Its 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Believe-it-Geico
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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If you're cold, stand in the corner

It's usually 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?

Because it's 90 degrees over there

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Dad: Are you cold

Me: yes Dad: then you should stand in a corner Me: why Dad: because it’s 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henry-boy11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner

It's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elegant_rose392
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My daughter said she was cold in the house.

I told her to go stand in the corner. She asked me why.

I told her because it was 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juanhundred_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90Β°
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A kid told me he was cold so I told him to go stand in the corner

It's 90 degrees there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishHambino11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why should you stand in a corner when you’re cold?

They’re usually about 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bazander04
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Every time my doorbell rings, my dog jumps up and stands in the corner.

He’s a Boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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If you’re cold, go sit in the corner.

It’s 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Static_Gobby
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Son: dad, I feel cold. Dad: stay in the corner. Son: why?

Dad: because it's 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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If your ever cold just go in a corner

Because its 90Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airnomad64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My dad always told me if I got too cold to stand in the corner...

... because the corner is 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danktamagachi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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If you’re ever cold, just go stand in the corner.

It’s always 90 degrees there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malminas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I used to hate my job standing at one corner of the room, blowing air at people.

Now I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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What do mathematicians when they feel cold?

They go into a corner cause there are 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llauraishere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvickfan4Life
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Oh you're cold?

Go into a corner to warm up it is usually around 90 degrees.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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If you ever get cold just stand in the corner for a bit

They are usually around 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThankGodForKeanu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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If you’re cold stand in a corner

They’re usually 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mathdeb8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Go make a hole in the corner of the wall...

You know the drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hybrid_na
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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My daughter: Dad, I’m cold.

Me: Go to the corner, it’s 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplitEyeX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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My son said he was cold, so I told him to go stand in the corner...

It's always 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otfjokes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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If you get cold in winter remember to stand in the corner of the room

It's 90Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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