Why did the milk glasses listen to the milk carton?
Because the carton was a litre.
My son just threw a milk carton at me
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice
They were really sour about it
"This egg carton has a barncode."
This egg carton has a "barncode"
Our grocery delivery driver told us one of the milk cartons got damaged and leaked into the bag.
My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."
Proud dad moment.
This carton had an eggstra
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...
A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."
After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton.
When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.”
A Carton of Eggs... I mean... A Cartoon of Eggs
A ton of milk weighs less in a car, because then it's a carton.
I caught my milkman drinking out of one of my cartons this morning...
My little sister was reading the milk carton at breakfast.
"Dad, what does pasteurised mean?"
Dad picks up milk carton.
"Well this is milk,"
He slowly moves the carton past my sisters face.
"...and now it's past-your-eyes-'d milk"
Don’t you hate that the carton of orange juice says concentrate
But never says for how long.
This pun I made on a single egg carton photo
Milk Carton
Every time at the grocery they ask my dad if he wants his milk put in a bag. He responds with "no, I think it will be fine in the carton."
What do you call a milk carton that falls and doesn't explode?
My dad grabbed a milk carton...
And waved it around his head, saying "What's this?"
We all looked at him confused, until he said:
"It's past-your-eyes milk!"
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
My brother threw a carton of milk at me.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
My son just threw a carton of milk at me...
My friend threw a milk carton at me
My brother threw a milk carton at me today!
My brother threw a carton on milk at me.
My little brother just threw a milk carton at me
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!
“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’” #loveit
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