This vial caps company's slogan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegalaxyexplorer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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A harry potter joke.

Student: Ah Sh*t, I used the wrong ingredients...

Horace Slughorn: *gasp* do not use such vial language in this classroom!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.

It was a vial substance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Real story: I'm prepped for a wedding and walking with my dad about to meet up with my girlfriend. I know his tendencies so I tell him "dad, please, no jokes." And he replies, "with what you're wearing, I won't need to." I roll my eyes and say, "oh, wow, sick burn dad."

I look over, and he's reaching into his pocket and pulls out a little vial, and shakes it out all over me. He hands me this vial and he's made a shitty label around it, and he wrote on this fricken label, "Directions: Add in salt to injury".

He's a legend among my friends dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Need help coming up with a punny Murder Mystery title

I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.

It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?

EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cptnPluto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2013
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Dad in training...

My partner and I went in for her first appointment since we found out she is pregnant. While taking blood, she said, "that's a lot of vials." Immediately, I respond with, "I don't know why people call them that. I don't think they are so vile."

How am I doing? Will I make a good dad?

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