A list of puns related to "Milk Carton"
My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."
Proud dad moment.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."
When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.”
"Dad, what does pasteurised mean?"
Dad picks up milk carton.
"Well this is milk,"
He slowly moves the carton past my sisters face.
"...and now it's past-your-eyes-'d milk"
I got back and she says "Why do you have six cartons of milk"
To which I said "They had avocados..."
Every time at the grocery they ask my dad if he wants his milk put in a bag. He responds with "no, I think it will be fine in the carton."
A milk dud.
And waved it around his head, saying "What's this?"
We all looked at him confused, until he said:
"It's past-your-eyes milk!"
How dairy!?!
WTF, HOW DAIRY
How dairy
How dairy.
I'm like "How dairy?"
WTF how dairy
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