You know what you do in a cot?
You cosleepant.
My business selling his and hers children's camping cots has gone out of business.
We sold a few girls' cots, but the boy cot had some marketing challenges.
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
Because sin 90 = cot 45.
What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)
The original sin
Where did the banana sleep?
On the apri-cot!
Friend: why is 6 scared of seven?
Me: around 0.3584
Friend: wait, what?
Me: Cos (789)
My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.
I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"
Did you hear the joke about the bed?
It hasnβt been made up yet.
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
He's my mast-cot.
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
sin 90 = cot 45
I came home at 3 AM. To break the tension I asked my wife "Orange you glad to see me?"
She told me to go sleep on the apri-cot.
Where is the fruit farmerβs favorite place to sleep?
His Apri-cot.
Why was the mathematician put in jail?
He was cot red-handed
