I had a job busting up asphalt roads...
but I found the work degrading.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock
So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off
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︎ Sep 17 2019
A heart got caught in a drug bust...
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What do you call the nose on a bust?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Which spice will get a mother busted for trying to buy booze underage?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Busted a nut...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
If you order a bust be made before you do anything important, letβs be honest.
Youβre just getting a head of yourself.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven Cβs
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?
Itβs your typical Saab story.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Last week I ordered a bust of me because I thought I deserved it.
It turns out I just got ahead of myself.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
You hear about the cop who got busted for driving while intoxicated?
He thought he was supposed to protect and swerve.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I tried to make money as a sculptor,
but I could only get the heads right so I went bust.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Did you all hear about the drug bust at the bug spray factory?
Police said it was the greatest Raid ever!
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Why was the school teacher busted?
He was trying to do some meth
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︎ May 15 2020
My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldnβt afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
If I ever have the money, I'm going to commission a bust.
But I'm getting a head of myself.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
A funeral home got busted for raffling dead bodies off to med schools.
Police said it was a dead giveaway.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Most busted videos are training videos.
Because most people are told to fall back on their training.
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︎ May 23 2020
It's written so formally and then they bust this out.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
If police pull over a U-Haul van
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I busted my guitar up but Iβll give it to you for free.
Really. No strings attached.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
How does a door respond if you bust it down?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.
His boss found out, and now heβs in deep shit.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
I busted out MS Paint today
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︎ Apr 20 2018
My girlfriend wants to get a bust of herself carved...
I said, "wait. Don't get a head of yourself."
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Just busted a nut
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︎ Jan 23 2019
Those criminals 'bout to be BUSted
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︎ Jul 28 2017
Busted.
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︎ Oct 21 2017
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Got busted almost bumping into windows on the way to work today
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︎ Apr 23 2019
Busted
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︎ Jan 25 2019
A cop busts into a strip club to arrest a guy and yells...
Freeze, you're under abreast!
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I always make busts of my rivals
That way I keep ahead of them.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
My mate's had a bust of his likeness made,
I told him he shouldn't get a head of himself.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
About time of the year to bust out the missile toe.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
My first attempt at sculpting was a bust.
Thought I'd plaster it all over the Internet.
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︎ Feb 21 2017
Bust out the 808 (mg sodium per serving?)
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︎ Jan 20 2019
What did the Romans do when their emperor died?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
A heart was recently caught in a drug bust...
It was placed under cardiac arrest.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
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