I'm skint right now so I got a job as a baker

I really kneed the dough

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📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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A skeleton gets on the bus

Bus driver: "£2.40 please"

Skeleton: "Sorry, I'm skint"

(I think this one only works with Scottish dads)

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📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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