Buddah Puns

A list of puns related to "Buddah"

Have you all heard about the monk who claimed to see the face of jesus in a tub of margarine?

He said “i cant believe its not Buddha”

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👤︎ u/basecamp13
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What did the monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a margarine tub?

I can't believe it's not Buddah.

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👤︎ u/ShibbleNibble
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Dad just hit me with this

A buddhist monk had a religious crisis. He open a tub of margarine and saw the face of Jesus. He said to himself "I can't believe it's not buddha." (Prounounced buddah)

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👤︎ u/jzeitler121
📅︎ May 31 2020
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