He was sailing on the seven Cβs
Itβs your typical Saab story.
It turns out I just got ahead of myself.
Police said it was the greatest Raid ever!
But I'm getting a head of myself.
It becomes unhinged
I said, "wait. Don't get a head of yourself."
Freeze, you're under abreast!
That way I keep ahead of them.
I told him he shouldn't get a head of himself.
Thought I'd plaster it all over the Internet.
I donβt want to get ahead of myself
Litter Ali
Wow, that artist is really forging a head
They quacked down on drug crime
...it's letting all sorts of cooked meats through.
Some might say they're getting a head of themselves.
Algorithms
I got a head of myself.
My father is having ankle problems lately and he was trying to describe to me where it hurts and how it felt.
Dad: It feels really sore around my ankle and comes down to my Achilles. It only hurts off and on though.
Me: Well have you tried an ice pack? Maybe you need to wrap it.
Dad: Yo Yo Yo! My ankle is killing me. Word out, son!
So that's a releif.
...Usually when we're decorating the tree or house.
ME: "Will you hand me that strand of colored lights?"
DAD: "Son, we don't call them that any more."
(While we are watching Old Faithful)
Dad: Did you know each eruption of Old Faithful gets a name?
Me: Like hurricanes? No I didn't
Dad: Yeah, except they all have German names. I think it's because Old Faithful was discovered by Germans.
Me: That's really interesting. What's this one called?
Dad: Geyser Wilhelm.
I'm going to Somalia on a missions trip, and I was talking to a friend about it.
Me: Somalia is in Africa. It'll be a short trip, but it'll be interesting
Friend: Why would you want to go to Somalia?
Dad: Better Somalia than nomalia.
I still feel like groaning.
"A know it all patient is trying to tell the surgeon how to do everything. The surgeon throws up his hands and says 'Suture yourself!'"
(Suit yourself)
Cue eye rolling from me and my mom...
We got ahead of ourselves.
