My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange

He goes by Darth Trader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My son blew up his chemistry set.

When he did, I told him oxidants do happen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Just blew the sugar off my doughnut...

Dieting is so hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?

Man....we were wild .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?

Scenes of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I blew out my subwoofer yesterday

I’ve never felt so debased

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Verilagus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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This blew me away tbh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squaaaaaaaaaaark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?

Yeah, in the aftermath all that was left was de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaffSgtGravy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I work in a hospital and tonight a guy game in who blew off his finger with fireworks.

He was happy with his service...but only gave us a 9/10 rating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erastin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I blew up some cheese earlier.

Da brie went everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aceofdarts68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I blew it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikemem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, β€œThe Transformers blew.”

I said, β€œYeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...

What a succor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?

The big one, because the other was a little moron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Roses are read, violets are blew

God damn autocorrect! Barney Magoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowManyMonkeys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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She had one job and she blew it. imgur.com/key70Cp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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My nephew just called us into the living room, saying "Dad, Uncle Squigles, all the light bulbs blew!"

We walked into him giggling having just asked Alexa to change the lights to blue.

My brother is still cracking up and very proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSquigles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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The first air dryer ever created probably blew everybody!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitinbargali
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Last time my family was sick, we blew through all our tissues.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patricia22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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My dad blew up my inbox with these last night

What's Forrest Gump's password?

-oneFORRESTone

What's red and bad for your teeth?

-A brick

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

-A plane bagel

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

-Close...A carrot

And also all of these.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sallyjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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Blew a tire today...

I got a flat on the way to work yesterday and texted my dad "Blew a tire today. Was fun"

His response: "I didn't know you were dating a tire"

http://imgur.com/EIA9g8e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camrymonster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2016
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What did the Hawaiian suicide bomber yell before he blew himself up?

Aloha Snackbar!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_solidwarp_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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So my dad blew up the bathroom..

Then proceeded to walk out and say "NO WORRIES, I've sprayed the bathroom with orange scented febreze, now it smells like shitrus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikeoctopussy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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I blew up my chemistry experiment ipfs.pics/QmXfHrCdgrZ2ugE…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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A truck carrying a load of lightweight narrow boats blew a tire and crashed into a river.

Canoe believe it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TGerke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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This blew me away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/king_england
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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Did you see the volcano in South America that blew its top?

With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LectureModeOff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

oof

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A storm blew away 75% of my roof

F

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krish_talesara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxDaringDxX
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herrmoleman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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The cheese factory blew up the other day

All that was left was de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beanie-The-Cutie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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A storm just came through and blew 25% of our roof off last night

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownloadToaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper-85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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My chemistry set blew up...

I guess oxidants do happen!

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