He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.
How else will you learn fission.
She added giggling: you will take ages to log off.
But I’m turning myself around
It’s quite stirring
…might make you feel boulder.
Elly Vader
Because a snow person is fluid
....is all that walking you have to do.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
It would be a stable job
That is all ...
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income
but it’s giving me pause.
She said, I'll keep you posted...
I tried, but I didn't make it.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
...but I thought the work would be too repetitive.
Mannequin Skywalker
Me, to my son, immediately after being born: Congratulations! You're officially the youngest person in the world!
Him: crying
Me: Sorry kid, your 4 seconds of fame are over.
Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.
I told her she is my favorite ding-dong.
A joke, dad.
Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling
Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.
Pretty Sir Eel here.
But it sounded like back breaking work.
...but people keep telling me there’s no future in it.
What are your thoughts?
My issue is that any time I come up with good material, I wear it.
Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders
they got members all around the globe.
But I never got the chants
The man never took it seriously at first, he figured he was just getting older and blamed it on age.
After a few weeks, the man has developed an incredible frequent and annoying cough.
His wife is annoyed and is constantly telling him to go the doctor, but the man kept refusing.
One day during an argument, his wife has had it with his coughing and hacking and tells him "Im making a bet, if this damn coughin kills you i'm writing ' I told you so' on your tombstone!"
The man laughs her off since they both have a twisted sense of humor, and tells her its a deal, if the coughin kills him she can carve that.
The man continues on for another week
One day the man is out going for a walk through his neighborhood, when a freak accident occurs between a truck carrying coffins and a car, which results in a coffin flying off the truck, tragically landing on the old man and kills him.
Later at his funeral, his wife makes a very odd request to have them carve "I told you so" on his headstone.
When the caretaker asks her why she wants to do this, she tells him about their dark humor, and fills him in on the bet they recently made.
The caretaker is touched by the story, and agrees to do it for her, because in the end,
It was that damn coffin that killed him
But that's no way to conduck myself
His name is gonna be Darth Brooks...
I said, 'It's never too late.'
His new job was trying his patients.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
It's like I've never seen herbivore
