After this I TransFormed
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soda_Monster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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What did the math teacher say after they were magically transformed into a tree?

Gee, I’m a tree. (It sounds like geometry if you say it out loud).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WitherLord888
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
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A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...

It was a sleight exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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Transformer puns are revolting

But they always change to stay current with the times.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IBreakCellPhones
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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Why called them Sex exchange surgeons and not Transformers?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whoshlok
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2021
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What brand of shoes do Transformers wear?

Vans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_said_the_nword_lol
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week

Just search optimus prime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GarageAromatic
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2021
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My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.

She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?

She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrBobShelton_74
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"

I said "no wait, I can change."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?

The scientific experiments altered his jeans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bueno117
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo

Optapotamus Prime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?

A resistor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain_365
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2021
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I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot

They should.

It'll be a real Page-turner!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhishekms89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.

He said his name was optimist prime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tommygunz20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nwa747
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?

Optimus Crime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DNAdrian95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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My transformation is almost complete

So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)

Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"

My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"

...Pls send help

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hyperpuma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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I think Winx took it to another level of their transformations... reddit.com/gallery/if5gf5
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.

They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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What is a transformer's favourite band?

AC/DC!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?

Ex-men

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abowlofspicyramen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2021
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A Magical Chicken Visited the Beach

Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HoraceSense
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2021
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Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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Which transformer has hottest dating life?

Bumble bee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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We should call Transformers Carmen.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poven100
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...

robots in da skies.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaylock77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2020
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Wow, how formal. Transformer..
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwsumHotSauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2019
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transformers stay winning
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dirty_dan421
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2019
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What are Transformer’s mother and father called?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cheesus-Fugget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2019
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If Robocop was a transformer,

Would his name be stoptimus Crime?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/endmostchimera
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2019
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you ouldsay its her magical transformation

https://preview.redd.it/rbsbf1wmd2k31.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=01fc6954129c9354d17df1d8606816a22289dee8

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fake_hoodlum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2019
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The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, β€œThe Transformers blew.”

I said, β€œYeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swagy_swagerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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What a transformation!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/upupvote2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2013
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How to transform ham
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZroH4X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2018
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What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?

Vans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Off_Brand_Hank_Hills
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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My girlfriend said, β€œI’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”

I said, β€œBut wait, I can change!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mumzaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaggington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2020
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I just got back from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2018
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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.

I said, "No, wait! I can change."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moieight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2018
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What shoes do Transformers wear?

Vans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2018
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