After this I TransFormed
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οΈ Apr 10 2020
What did the math teacher say after they were magically transformed into a tree?
Gee, Iβm a tree.
(It sounds like geometry if you say it out loud).
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οΈ May 21 2020
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
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οΈ Feb 08 2020
Transformer puns are revolting
But they always change to stay current with the times.
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οΈ Jun 11 2020
Why called them Sex exchange surgeons and not Transformers?
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
What brand of shoes do Transformers wear?
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οΈ May 14 2021
Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week
Just search optimus prime
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οΈ May 25 2021
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
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οΈ Feb 28 2021
My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"
I said "no wait, I can change."
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οΈ Jan 07 2021
How come the Hulk doesnβt lose his pants when he transforms?
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
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οΈ May 22 2020
What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo
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οΈ Jan 19 2021
What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?
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οΈ May 25 2021
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.
He said his name was optimist prime
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
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οΈ Dec 04 2020
My transformation is almost complete
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
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οΈ Aug 23 2020
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
What is a transformer's favourite band?
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?
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οΈ Apr 05 2021
A Magical Chicken Visited the Beach
Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch
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οΈ May 20 2021
Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
Which transformer has hottest dating life?
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
We should call Transformers Carmen.
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οΈ May 01 2020
If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...
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οΈ Mar 05 2020
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
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οΈ May 21 2019
transformers stay winning
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οΈ Sep 07 2019
What are Transformerβs mother and father called?
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Nov 28 2019
If Robocop was a transformer,
Would his name be stoptimus Crime?
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οΈ Apr 02 2019
you ouldsay its her magical transformation
https://preview.redd.it/rbsbf1wmd2k31.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=01fc6954129c9354d17df1d8606816a22289dee8
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οΈ Sep 01 2019
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, βThe Transformers blew.β
I said, βYeah, it was a bad movie, but whatβs that got to do with the power?β
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οΈ Sep 25 2019
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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οΈ Jan 25 2019
What a transformation!
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οΈ Nov 23 2013
How to transform ham
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οΈ Nov 23 2018
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
ποΈ 34
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
My girlfriend said, βIβm sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!β
I said, βBut wait, I can change!β
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οΈ Jul 25 2020
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?
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οΈ Feb 25 2020
I just got back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires.
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οΈ Jan 31 2018
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
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οΈ Dec 06 2018
What shoes do Transformers wear?
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οΈ Aug 29 2018
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