My friend said, β€œYou have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Ba dum ts- awwww
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlicbread
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Ba-dum tsss!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_controller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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ba dum tss (sorry for the light mode)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAKazoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I have had a decorator in this week. Turns out he is normally a Pilot for BA, but has been furloughed due to Corona.

He did a lovely job of the landing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Messy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Ba dum tsscough

My wife: (coughs)

Me: (stares at her)

Her: I have the coronavirus

Me: don't say that

Her: it was a joke

Me: that's a sick joke

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danny-fastboi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Ba dum tsss

Due to ongoing quarantine measures, i'll only be telling inside jokes from now on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CauwerT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abdelrahman_Wael_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Did you know that the chemical composition of snow changes from "H2O" to "Ba" when it covers your car?

Because it barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Haze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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πŸ₯– Ba...

Do you guette it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eXpEnSiVe-MaCaW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Ba dun ch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Relic045
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Ba dum, tssss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awells1012
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Ba dam tss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikerpoler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GearMonkey1379
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Ba dum tss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaHaziel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Ba-dum tssshhh!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billyb0bj03
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you play? I play the drumpet ba dum tooot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewdude2345
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Ba dum Pssss
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Ba dum Tsssss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Briggs2326
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Ba Ba Black Sheep.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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*ba dum tiss*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brinelax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lydell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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Bada ba ba ba!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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My friend said, β€œYou have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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My wife said β€œYou have a BA, a Masters and a PhD, but you still act like an idiot…”

It was a third degree burn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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My friend said, β€œYou have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn.

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