Ld Puns

If a man named Mitch has a boy, it would make the boy a son of a Mitch.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big.

"From where you are, i'ld say about 5 metres" hah hah...

Let's just say the taste and smell wasn't the best. My daughter (we can call her LD) was refusing to eat any more when my wife reminded her that she wouldn't get any dessert unless she ate a few more bites. I notice that LD was just barely eating two black beans off her spoon. I looked at BDH and LD and said "I don't blame you for only eating the beans. The rest is just fowl." It took a few seconds before hearing the groans we all love so much.