Why do Deloreans always have such low mileage?
Theyβre only driven from from time to time
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?
If only that joke wasn't aloud.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?
He's a master of deduction
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︎ Dec 24 2020
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life heβs been a naan starter.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My extremely low effort drawn out pun. Whatβs it trying to say?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises
When do we want them? Nyoow
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︎ Nov 04 2020
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iβm an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
ππ weβve hit a new low
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you donβt.β And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town canβt be buried here.β I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz theyβre still alive!"
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I was telling my wife how sometimes I feel really high and sometimes I feel really low.
"Dear, get off the swing" she said.
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︎ May 29 2020
Low effort photoshop
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Itβs in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I never get jokes about low flying clouds.
There's always something I've mist.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland
I mean, its called Germ-many
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Me: Dad, you're getting cramps because your potassium levels are low
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A Low Blow?
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︎ May 19 2020
Today on the bus, I caught an absolutely disgusting low lying old pervert watching Porn..........
.......Over my shoulder!!!
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I set the bar pretty lowβ¦
Because I like to do the limbo
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...
I hadnβt the foggiest idea what I mist.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
This low calorie sweetener makes my coffee very Splendad
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︎ May 12 2020
Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.
Going to call him Sub-woofer.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I saw I was running low on stickers at work so I made a note of it.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Going for the low Apple here.
So pear with me.
Iβm berry sorry about this.
Eggs are Eggcellent.
I deserve to be dilled.
Yeah Iβm grape at this.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
My phone was showing "Battery low". So I placed it on top of the cupboard.
It worked. Can't see the notification any more.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Covid19 is keeping things on the DOW low.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
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︎ May 13 2020
What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?
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︎ May 17 2020
Quite a low bar indeed....
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
ΚsnΙΉΙ-α΄Κuβ ΗΙ₯β΄ :β
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Saw an ad for a DeLorean with low milage...
...said it was only used from time to time.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Did you hear about the ape that got bullied because of his low status?
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Very low stakes
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︎ Nov 18 2019
My under-educated son is working for a very low-paying job
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︎ Apr 21 2020
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What do we want? Low flying aeroplane noises. When do we want them?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you donβt.β And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town canβt be buried here.β I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz theyβre still alive!"
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︎ Jul 28 2019
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises
When do we want it
Neeeooooooow
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage... Only driven from time to time
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︎ Sep 26 2019
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