I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dubaidadjokes
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How does an English Sport Player hurt their neck?

They Cricket.

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I was bored and looking for a hobby, so I picked up fencing.

The neighbours said that they will call the cops if I donโ€™t put it back.

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What are the best puns for the name "Juan"?

My co-worker (named Juan) is tired of hearing things like "Juan" in a million or Juan-derful. So wanted (Juan-ted) to know if there was some pretty good out there puns.

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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson รฉtait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maramixus
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Did you know that the Vatican is interested in horticulture?

They've been cherry picking since the 4th century CE.

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Where do memes go when they die?

A cememetery

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Why wonโ€™t I let my kids watch the orchestra play on TV?

Because Thereโ€™s too much violin-ce

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What kind of bees make milk?

Blue bees

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/ce/33/0ace3362fca58810bf39ff4ba423f4cb.jpg

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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if Iโ€™ve told you today, but just in queso I havenโ€™t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love โ€œcheesyโ€ holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when weโ€™re apart. Itโ€™s cheddar when weโ€™re together because then I donโ€™t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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Dad nuked us with this one last night while watching Cosmos

Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about how the earliest fish had no eyes, to which my dad responded "I guess they were just fsh."

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I hate Windows Embedded systems so much...

They make me WinCE

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C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations

After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:

"This is such a drag"

"I am quite beside myself"

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