My school gym has a certain area set aside for people who like to be in the thick of things...
It's amid section.
My local clothing store has an area set aside to try on clothes that is perfectly placed in the store...
It's a fitting room.
My wife pulled me aside yesterday. We sat down and she told me she had some news. Honey, I'm pregnant were here exact words.
I responded with hi pregnant, i'm dad.
"No you're not."
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
I’ve been setting aside money to buy some boxwood shrubs.
It’s my hedge fund.
My wife and I put money aside just for chiropractic visits.
We created our own joint account.
My son is the best ever at pulling the car aside a curb in line with other vehicles...
His parking is unparalleled!
I hate it when people say all jokes aside.
Jokes come from both sides of the brain
My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"
He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
Tater tots that you put aside for a small amount of time become later tots
But if you forget about them too long, they become tater rots...
Everyday I like to take a little bit of time just kind of set it aside and forget about it
That way by the end of the year I'll have a few days to myself
Every day I like to take a little bit of time,kinda set it aside,and forget about it...
That way,by the end of the year,I'll have a few days to myself.
I am a do it yourselfer. I WAS working on a homemade sunscreen project but set it aside...
I put it on the back burner.
Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.
It was called AC/DC.
putin differences aside imgur.com/C1kAqL5
All joking aside...
My Dad pulled me aside for this one at lunch today...
"Hey son, what do you call a gay Blackberry?" "I dunno dad, what?" "A HOMOPHONE! HAHAHA"
He even slapped his knee a couple times.
