Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I've taken up a new hobby. Shooting arrows at paintings.
Who knew artery could be so relaxing.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
In arrow
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I told my friend a joke about arrows
but it went over his head
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︎ Sep 13 2020
You should buy a bow and arrow.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.
He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What did the guy say to the arrows opinion
I see your point.
Haha upvote go by by
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What body part do we shoot arrows with?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
You know the old saying βTime flies like arrowsβ?
Well fruit flies like bananas!
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︎ Aug 17 2020
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows inβ¦
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?
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︎ Jul 20 2019
What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?
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︎ Jan 26 2020
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︎ Dec 27 2019
My girlfriend surprised me with a case for carrying arrows that she made!
I quivered when she gave it to me!
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I started to tell my friend a joke about an arrow's poorly made indentation for the bowstring, but he stopped me.
He never really like knock-nock jokes.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot.
I guess thatβs the only drawback.
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︎ May 10 2019
Getting Hit by an arrow is Harrowing.
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︎ Oct 02 2019
What do you call cattle with an arrow through itβs face?
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Time flies like an arrow
but fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Time flies like an arrow, ...
..but, fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Time flys like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Time flies like an arrow;
fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Did you know time flies like an arrow?
And fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ May 22 2020
Kids, little bit of a lesson for you. Time flies like an arrow.
And fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Time flies like an arrow,
and fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Time flies like an arrow...
But fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Itβs said that time flies like an arrow
But fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Time flies like an arrow
But fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.
From an Askreddit thread.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Time flies like an arrow.
And fruit flies like bananas.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
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