How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
At age 18 I lost both my kidneys...
...from that day in I had adult-neys.
What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
Me to my teen age daughter in the grocery store while I hold a melon.
“You cantaloupe! Your too young”
I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.
What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem
At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.
She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...
...and boys develop them around the age of forty…
Watched Age of Ultron yesterday..
I still don't get why there was so much fighting over how old the guy was.
You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.
Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho
Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didn’t finish it.
I learned lock-picking at an early age
It has opened many doors for me.
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
If old age is catching up with you ...
Apparently until the age of 10 ,
Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall
My son asked if I picked my nose when I was his age.
I told him “no, I was born with it”
What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
Ive been reading this book called “The A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...
Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish
Out of all the inventions of the Bronze Age...
The shovel has to be the most groundbreaking of all
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”...
“Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”
“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”
Like most people my age...
It's true whiskey improves with age.
The older I get the more I like it.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
I hate it when people say age is only a number
My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.
I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
I feel like I've regressed to an earlier age because of all the social distancing.
At what age are people the coldest?
With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.
Previously it would've a curd to me.
Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages
My dad made this weird joke ages ago
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
What's the oldest age someone could get a circumcision ?
I just need to know the cut-off date.
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…
Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
They called it the dark ages
Because there was so many knights
It really annoys me when people say that age is just a number
People say "age" is a number
when clearly, it's a word.
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