because I HAVE dated references.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
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He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
Call it the retirement party
Will always decrease.
"The writing's on the wall."
Sat in the garden, I told him I painted inside.
He said, 'What room, what colour?'
'Maroom'
Boomerang.
I’ll be sure to remind her to always let the Man-go.
In one particular scene he’s strolling down a busy street in NYC and a taxi almost hits him. He slams the hood of the taxi and yells
Hey I’m Joaquin here!
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
...I didn't want to be accused of kidnapping.
Those are tortoises , not turtles.
It's like he's a constant teen.
His name was Legofirst.
I guess that’s why it’s called being a groan-up
A man-date mandate
...the further away my shoelaces become ?
Erect Tile Dysfunction
Will refer to themselves as quaran-teens
And before my younger brother.
Specsavers, Boots and Gregg’s. My life is just specs and drugs and sausage rolls.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
They didn't do anything, to deserve that
Because it’s pasture age
I drink straight from the bottle.
I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.
But my body is taking it badly.
When will I get adult super vision?
Son: So I gather.
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
It was a pinto.
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
It'll be covered in grandmoss.
Their funny bone has groan up so theyre more humerus
But I can't remember the second thing.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.
When I answered that the sun was older, she said: "The moon is older because she can go out at night" Well played.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
And before my younger brother.
And before my younger brother.
