Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?
I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...
How did the ghost measure all its Halloween activities?
With its scarecard!
The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.
Its soda pressing.
What do you call the love between two people that never engage in sexual activity and love eating a lot?
Gluttonic love.
What's a golfer's favorite pastime activity?
Clubbing.
After a procedure... Doctor: Avoid strenuous activity for the next two weeks
Me: Can I play piano?
Doctor: Yes you can.
Me: Wow! Thanks! I never could before.
Dad, which state supports baking as a family activity?
Whisk on, son.
Why can't ants fund illegal activities ?
They have Anti Money Laundering
Sex is probably the only activity where late comers are appreciated
My middle school once had an anti-bulling activity and our teacher all told us "If you see something, say something!"
The blind kid didn't say a word for the rest of they school year.
Do you know what the most intense outdoor activity is?
Camping.
Damn popular for all your summer fun activities!
I feel like the activity of skiing...
is really just going down hill.
What did congress do when it found out multiple senators were engaging in BDSM activities?
They formed a subcommittee.
You know what my favorite winter outdoor activity is?
Coming back inside.
My favorite activity of high school P.E. was...
...Skipping Class.
Scientists discovered a new species of arctic bears, most easily identified by their fastidious teeth-cleaning activities
They're called Molar Bears
What is a crazy persons favorite activity at the park?
They like to walk on the Psychopath.
School Activity
So tonight my school had an activity. It started off with a meditation circle.
The lady running it said "after we meditate we'll make s'mores"
to which I reply
"s'more what?"
Many laughs were had. She was unamused.
Paranormal Activity?
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3487#comic
