Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?

I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...

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📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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My wife’s activity today was jarring.
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👤︎ u/scartol
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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How did the ghost measure all its Halloween activities?

With its scarecard!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.

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📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call the love between two people that never engage in sexual activity and love eating a lot?

Gluttonic love.

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👤︎ u/AlFasGD
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's a golfer's favorite pastime activity?

Clubbing.

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📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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After a procedure... Doctor: Avoid strenuous activity for the next two weeks

Me: Can I play piano?

Doctor: Yes you can.

Me: Wow! Thanks! I never could before.

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👤︎ u/swatttt007
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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Dad, which state supports baking as a family activity?

Whisk on, son.

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📅︎ May 10 2020
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Why can't ants fund illegal activities ?

They have Anti Money Laundering

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📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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How do you get peak activity?

Climb a mountain!

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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Sex is probably the only activity where late comers are appreciated
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📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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My middle school once had an anti-bulling activity and our teacher all told us "If you see something, say something!"

The blind kid didn't say a word for the rest of they school year.

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📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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EVA stands for Extra Vehicular Activity
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👤︎ u/pickle16
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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Do you know what the most intense outdoor activity is?

Camping.

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📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Damn popular for all your summer fun activities!
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📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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What's your favorite spring activity?

Trampolines

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👤︎ u/brandash
📅︎ May 14 2019
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What's a skeletons favorite activity?

Boning.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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What's a cows favourite activity?

Watching moovies

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👤︎ u/kenyard
📅︎ Dec 06 2018
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I feel like the activity of skiing...

is really just going down hill.

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👤︎ u/Spartacats
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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What did congress do when it found out multiple senators were engaging in BDSM activities?

They formed a subcommittee.

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👤︎ u/Ayhood
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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You know what my favorite winter outdoor activity is?

Coming back inside.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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My favorite activity of high school P.E. was...

...Skipping Class.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ May 30 2018
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Scientists discovered a new species of arctic bears, most easily identified by their fastidious teeth-cleaning activities

They're called Molar Bears

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👤︎ u/drageuth2
📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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What is a crazy persons favorite activity at the park?

They like to walk on the Psychopath.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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School Activity

So tonight my school had an activity. It started off with a meditation circle.
The lady running it said "after we meditate we'll make s'mores" to which I reply "s'more what?"

Many laughs were had. She was unamused.

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👤︎ u/Visell
📅︎ May 06 2014
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Paranormal Activity?

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3487#comic

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📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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