Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....
......make up 75% of the world's population.
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
3 out of 4 people suffer from anal itch
Does this mean 1 in 4 enjoy it?
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
What has 4 eyes, 4 legs, 3 beaks and a net?
Four pirates looking for a lost parrot
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
What do you call the burnout experienced 3/4’s of the way through hand-washing a particularly large load of dishes?
Post-Traumatic Stress Dishorder.
What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?
IMDb rating 4.3/10 but pun game 10/10
My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.
It’s created a real division in our home.
What has 4 letters, but has 3 letters, and never 5 letters.
Asked my 3 yr old if she wanted to see Toy Story 4.
She said, "What's Toy Story 4?"
"Entertainment," I replied.
$3.50 per slice in Jamaica and $4.00 per slice in The Bahamas
are the pie rates of the Caribbean
1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri
3 hated 4 and the front hated the back.
They didn’t like all the back and fourth.
How do you build a snowman with 3 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and is 9 feet tall?
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
I'm trying to write an unoffical Harry Potter book about Platform 9 and 3/4
But I feel like I'm hitting a wall
Sex with 4 people is a foursome, sex with 3 people is a threesome so...
Why doesn't 3 listen to 4
The last 3/4's of an hour are for the people.
In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.
And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Saw 4 baby birds in a nest, 3 were close together beaks wide open and squawking for attention. The 4th was off to the side beak closed head down..
I'm no bird expert but I'm guessing 3 females and 1 male.
At 3:30 yesterday, a coworker asked if I could "can you just make it 4:00 already?"
I replied, "I sure can, but it'll take me about half an hour."
*Tells 3-4 dad jokes. Follows up with:* You can just start calling me butter... cause I’m on a roll!!
National Geographic: "Nearly 3/4 of our planet lies underwater"
My dad: "I wonder what it is about water that makes people so dishonest?"
There are 4 things really important in a relationship. 1 is love, 2 is sex, and what is 3 + 4?
3 4 5
Context:
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I currently live and study in the Philippines
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One Philippine Peso (₱) is approximately 1/40 a dollar. Go check the conversion ratio if you doubt.
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A single stick of this choco wafer stick right here (called Stick-O) usually costs at about ₱1
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I study in a college where student organizations are prevalent and their means of collecting funds is by Fund Raising Activity, i.e., selling consumables to students (usually food at exorbitant retail prices)
Every single time when I see an organization member doing his/her FRA selling Stick-O's, I ask...
Me: How much is that?
FRA: Three for five.
Me: ₱3 for 5 pieces?
They chuckle in shame. They then correct me:
FRA: No, 3 pieces for ₱5 pesos
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
What city has 3/7 of chicken 2/3 of cat 2/4 of goat?
In the Dominican Republic, a coconut pie is $3. in Jamaica, a banana cream pie is $4.
It's the pie-rates of the Caribbean
A nationwide survey revealed that 3 out of 4 people
make up 75% of the population.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
What do you have if you have 3 oranges and 4 apples in your left hand and 4 oranges and 3 apples in your right hand?
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