LV 1. Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuriloMafiaBoss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...

and the box said 2-4 years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Dude 1: β€œHey bro?” Dude 2: β€œYeah bro?” Dude 1: β€œCan you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: β€œBrochure”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What did 2n+1 say to 2n?

I literally can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plainrane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I got gas for $1.19 today!

Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...

... I love it when the clocks go forward!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Astronaut 1: Isthereaplacewecanhangoutafterwork?

Astronaut 2: Yeah, there’s a space bar right over there.

Astronaut 1: Great, wanna go after work?

Astronaut 2: Nah, not really; the drinks are great but there’s no atmosphere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Good 1 dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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1 Michelin Star
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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They say 1 in 4 people are Dyslexic and there's 4 people in my office.

It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.

Its's Anal isnt it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outi94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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It's my 1-year Reddit anniversary

Getting karma should be easy as cake

Edit: It’s a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?

She was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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The guy with 1 hater then
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliv071b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive

You know the drill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sictirul
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Its 1:30 and im drunk, thought this was comical

What did the hispanic who took 2 too many drugs say? Help i think I over(dos)ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gangaking69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's Β£1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Always look out for number 1...

Especially when eating snow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?

Pencil-vania.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dublers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What's the difference between 1 and 2 acres?

A lot

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?

Man #2: "Bro, sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boodahbellie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper

And now I'm paying for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...

I don't know which one is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I’m excited for Jan 1, 2021

Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkseizetheday
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nnishanth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I went to cake shop and all the cakes were Β£1 except one which was Β£3...

I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambo2016
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.

So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstroPenguin101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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1-800-GET-RICH

If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edavis050694
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I started counting from 1.

To continue after 9, I had to put in a lot of effort. It was in tens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why isn't 1 allowed to hang out with 0 anymore?

Because 1's mom says 0 is naughty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FR0D0_SWAGGINS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Painting my ceiling isn't exactly #1 on my priority list.

But it's up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What motel serves breakfast at 1:00 pm?

The Sleep Inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crossiant-Boi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"

I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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1 minute when she turns 62
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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HatterInATutu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajid786farz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Here's a math joke:My friend said he turned into y=1/x...

but I think he was just being hyperbolic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Theres only 1 bra I think about

Algebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skitty_Lord
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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This morning my 1 year old who can't walk very well held my hand and stepped down from a curb.

So young and already making great strides in life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicksOut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I got gas today for $1.39.

Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1nkyWinky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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