A list of puns related to "Yard Measure"
That must be some kind of milestone
(This is more parody/satire than a pun, but I tried to make sure it had puns.)
No more than half the people attending can wear trucker hats.
The fences must be measured and spaced using meters. It doesn't matter if you're putting them in someone's yard.
If you pull up a fence post, you cannot reuse it. In fact, you cannot use recycled posts from other people's yards.
Don't keep up with the Jones'. But if you can't avoid this, make sure you give the Jones' the credit due for coming up with it first.
You can bring lunch as sort of a potluck affair, but do not bring canned meat products from Hormel.
If you bring a fence post, it must look like a fence post. If it might be confused with something else, make sure the box or protective wrapping calls it a fence post.
When announcing the event, you are not allowed to make references to punch or people getting in line for punch. Just like Fight Club...
For now, we have no rule about promoting one stock car event over another as you work, or discussing other controversial matters. That won't change as long as you don't abuse this. Please keep your fence posts in good taste and suitable for all audiences. But if you do bring risque fence posts, make sure to cover them with a shroud labeled adult only, and I won't pull them up, provided the other rules are followed.
She was talking about how she needed the measurements of the driveway so that she would know how much gravel she needed.
She turns towards me and asks me in the middle of her ramblings "How many feet are in a yard?"
Without missing a beat I reply "Two if you're standing in it."
My brother was doing a crossword puzzle and asks, "What unit of measurement do they use for sod?"
My response: "Yards."
My dad was talking about how tall he is. Saying that he was so precisely 6' 0" tall that he could be used as a measurement.
Dad: "I'm six foot even. You can use me like a yard stick." Me: "More like a two-yard stick."
Must be some kind of milestone…
Must be some kind of milestone…
Must be some kind of milestone
Must be some kind of milestone.
Must be some kind of milestone!
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