If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Did you hear about Darth Vader daughter Elle?

Her power is on a whole different level! ( just made this up, my daughter eat impressed) lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atg0184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Bollocks !!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i4viator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My cousin Elle got married to Menno Peters; so now I call them the alphabet couple...

... Elle & Menno P. ... If they ever have kids, I'm lobbying hard for Jake and Kay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I came across a tiny fish urinating.

I asked its name and she said "Elle." That's right, I saw Elle, a minnow, pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPlatypus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Ell if I no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?

Elle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My friend Jay had twin daughters, and decided to name them after him.

They are named Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What do you get if you mix an elephant with a rhino?

'Ell if I know!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WizardRob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Pun Request: Facilities Department needs a team name for an office wide Bubble Hockey Team

Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoJohnTrumbal
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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What do you call the staff of a British fashion and lifestyle magazine waiting for a warm beverage?

Elle GB tea queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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History Dad Joke

In my AP European History Class, we have to a Long Essay Question. For our final, we are allowed to pick from two different questions. We had done a lot of preparing in class for the Long Essay Question. It was most commonly abbreviated as LEQ. (ELL IEH KIYU). So on the day of my test:

Me: Hey Mr. [teacher], do you know my friend Ellie? She was in your class last year.

Teacher: Uhh, last name?

Me: Q

Teacher: That was awful

Me: Do I get extra credit for that?

Teacher: No.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acceptable_Bottle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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There’s a magician

who claims he can heal anyone with magical crystals. He announces to a crowd, β€œanyone who needs something healed, step right up and I can heal you with my powers!” Someone steps up, on crutches. β€œHi, I’m Phil, can you fix my leg?” He asks. β€œYes! Of course! Phil, step behind the curtain!” Answers the crystal guy. Then, another man steps up. β€œYou seem fine! What’s the problem?” The crystal guy asks. β€œI h-h-have ha-had this st-stutter since I wa-was five.” He said. β€œOk, I can fix you right up!” The crystal guy says, motioning the guy with the stutter behind the curtain. Then, he says some sort of chant, moving crystals around. Once he is done he shouts, β€œPhil, throw a crutch over to prove you’re healed!” A crutch goes flying over the curtain. The crowd gasps. β€œNow, sir, with the stutter, say something!” He shouts, showing off it worked. β€œU-uh Ph-Phil fe-ell d-down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucyyThomas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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If Ellen DeGeneres and Anakin Skywalker formed a band, what kind of music would they play?

Elle-Vader music

My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkellogg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2015
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What happens when an elephant and rhino mate?

The ELIPHINO!

The ('ell if I know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispyjay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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My friend Jay had twins recently, and he wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My friend Jay recently had twins, and wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kaye and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My friend Jay just had twin daughters and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My friend Jay just had twins and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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My friend Jay just had twins, and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?

'EllIfiKnow

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