I am currently dating a math professor. Her name is Ellen.

She is the complete inverse of my e^(x).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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This is getting silly, but help me remember the name of the movie with Ellen Page where she got pregnant in high school...

...it had a certain Juno se qua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frinxo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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I'm still chortling about this one a month later.

As a new(ish) dad I feel it's my duty to really bring all the dad jokes to the yard. Lately it's been coming a bit more naturally.

The Girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch and she was talking about how much she loved all the prizes and gifts that Ellen is always giving out on her show.

My response: "I heard she is going to stop giving things away, so she's changing her name to Ellen Deselfish."

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