Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...
But it wouldn’t be kosher.
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
Why should you write “republican” in lower case?
Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
It's my first post here and idk what to write in a tittle so here
How did Hitler write Mien Kampf while in prison?
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?
Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
I write my name in cursive all the time -
I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.
His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.
My doctor was struggling to write my prescription when I said “Doctor, that’s a rectal thermometer in your hand!”
He replied, “Dammit! Some asshole’s got my pen!”
I went traveling to find the best pie. A pie in Jamaica costed 1.50$. One in Cuba was therefore only 1$. The most expensive I found was on the Bahamas and costed a whopping 3$. I might write a book about this...
I'll name it the Pie-rates of the Carribean
-Not mine, my dad's I have full disclosure to use it though :)
So I asked my Viking friend to write something nice in my autograph book.
But all he could do was rune it.
I have a pen that can write in outerspace
It can write other words too.
I would write in mandarin...
...but didn't have enough oranges.
I was going to write a joke about people who live in the apartment upstairs.
But that’s another story.
Johnny used to be a punk rocker in the 80’s. Now his kids are grown, he makes crocks at the pottery and loves to write jokes and puns.
He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.
I have to write a paper about insurance, and I need to use in-text citations.
So I think I’ll get a quote.
Why does Mario like to write privately, in a bathroom?
Because-a, it's-a diary-a.
Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?
It writes lots of other words too.
What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?
I have decided to write all my jokes in capitols from now on.
This one was written in London.
A lawless Old West town where everyone writes in Arial font?
Student with a cast on his arm walks in to class and says “I can’t write with my right hand today.”
I ask, can you left with your left hand?
Many students gave me props for the dad joke. One student said I sound like their dad. While I have no kids of my own, I’m glad I get to practice my dad jokes on my students.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
He was afraid of capitalism.
Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
He was afraid of capitalism.
I WRITE ALL MY PUNS IN CAPITALS
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN OSLO!
I can't recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I can't remember howto write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I can't remeber how to write 1,1000,51,6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals...
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals
I have a pen that can write in outerspace.
It can write other words too.
Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.
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