Work Permit Puns

I was complaining about having to buy several permits today and told my girlfriend i was moving to Alaska to get away from "the man". She asked if my new Inuit wife would let her visit, I came up with:

• she can hold it while i put inuit

• we could work out a deal where we get to pay each other a visit on a regular basis like when you win the lottery and get an innuity

• you 2 could share lingerie if you think you could fit inuit