WOOD yall give some wood puns
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Wood puns
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︎ May 19 2019
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Punny Redditors, I need your best "wood" puns!
I need help for a project! What are your best puns that have anything to do with wood?
Examples:
"Can I axe you a question?"
"I wood stay longer, but I have to leaf now"
EDIT: another one: "birch please!"
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︎ Sep 24 2014
Hard wood deck
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︎ May 01 2021
Wood you say my dog is ok?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
They asked me how I put the wood together so well.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What do you call a podium that eats wood?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
How does a T-Rex cut wood?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Someone asked how much I know about carving objects out of wood.
I replied, βA whittle.β
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I wood do it
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︎ Jan 19 2021
How do you find your dog if it's lost in the woods?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
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︎ Apr 10 2021
So a bear walks out of the woods onto a golf course
The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I wood not want to spend it
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Did you hear about the tiger woods crash?
Heβll never drive again.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
A father and son were sitting in the woods.
Son: Dad, do trees poop?
Dad: Of course son, how do you think we get #2 pencils.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Never make love to a thin piece of wood without using protection.
If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why did Tiger Woods' house burn down?
Because he got rid of all his hose.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Perhaps this is why wood floors are so popular these days
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I thought Tiger Woods was supposed to be good at driving...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
βHey, how much wood have you chopped so far?β
βNot sure. Let me check the logs.β
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Did you hear about Tiger Woods latest handicap?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why do you want to sleep in the woods?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What do hipsters cut wood with
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︎ Feb 23 2021
True story: So we were out today and sat at a table for some food. My 4yo asked what the holes and and notches were in the wood and my wife says βthey are knot holesβ.
Miss4 says βif they are not holes, what are they?β
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I tried to find a pun about carpentry
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I'm building my own guitar, but every time I look at the wood I've bought for it, I get overwhelmed by anxiety about how it will turn out.
I shouldn't have started with the fretboard.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I once built a car out of wood
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︎ Jan 19 2021
And then he can't log in anymore
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Wife: Iβm trying to cut a piece of wood, but it wonβt stay in place.
Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my companyβs logo on it.
Wife: I donβt need your advise!
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My uncle just passed away from accidentally drinking wood varnish
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Tiger Woods and Cub Woods
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︎ Dec 21 2020
How do trees access the Internet?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
A little boy asks his dad, "Do trees poop?"
The dad says, "Of course. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
"Hey!! How long have you been chopping wood for?"
"Not sure, let me check my logs."
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︎ Jan 03 2021
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