I making a game full of terrible, wonderful, puns. What do you guys think?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Bill Bryson's dad vs the San Andreas Fault
I went and saw author Bill Bryson speak last night and he told us how his dad used to make the most wonderful puns. I'll paraphrase best I can:
They had traveled from Iowa to California on vacation, and they were driving along the coast. They stopped at an informational plaque at the San Andreas Fault, and his dad walked straight up to the huge crack in the ground and threw a quarter in. When the kids asked why he did that, he simply responded "I've always wanted to be generous to a fault."
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︎ Nov 16 2014
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks itβs a girl ant. If it floats however...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was,
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︎ Jan 05 2021
It's the most wonderful thyme of the year...
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︎ Dec 25 2020
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I wonder if there will be a term for a President whoβs been impeached twice
At least I know there wonβt be two terms!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I was wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer to you....
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I wonder how this music would sound?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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︎ Oct 31 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Iβve always wondered what itβs like to be a telephone pole...
I bet it would be electrifying
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why is it called a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Have you ever wondered why the winner of all the Miss Universe contest...
...always came from Earth ?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I wonder
How much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce
He didn't see that coming at all
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, whatβs their porpoise?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Sometimes I wonder if
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Something I wonder about vegetarian police
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I was wondering what's taking them so long to count all the votes in Nevada
But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Ever wondered what to say to your sister when sheβs crying ?
βAre you having a crisis ?β
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︎ Apr 18 2020
My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.
I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....
But then it hit me!
My little girl shared that with me todayπ
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Ever wondered if a tree is of the Dogwood variety?
It's easy. You could tell by its bark.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And thenβ¦
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︎ Nov 18 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went.
And then it dawned on me.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets
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︎ Oct 09 2020
So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Standing at the park today wondering why does a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets..
And then it hit me!
I didn't see that one coming
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︎ Nov 05 2020
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