A list of puns related to "Wiping"
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
But that's Heinz sight for ya.
I said, βThese are the Times that dry menβs soles.β
...I'm seriously anal about it.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Kilted Northern
Tonight I'm putting the mouse in the bathroom.
Just ask him politely with a sqouija board.
My next poop could spell disaster.
" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"
An extinct-guisher.
This is snow joke.
3 wipes: rookie dad, hasn't figured it out yet
2 wipes: getting there, but still a noob
1 wipe: master dad
0 wipes: not a very good dad.
With toilet paper, like everyone else!
Dad: Sure, why? Son: I need to go to the bathroom and the sign says they have the best craps in the state.
The times are rough
Why are they called Baby Wipes if itβs your job to wipe the baby?
I replied, βI'm on the toilet, please adviseβ¦β
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
Now I have Heinzsight.
Klingons.
I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
Theyβre wiped out.
...they take dumplings.
They were completely wiped out.
He had a bounty on his head.
She had a nasty habit
They ran out of paper towels.
Why didnβt I think of that?
A panda walks into a bar one day. He casually walks to the bar and sits on a bar stool.
The bartender thinks this is a bit odd, a panda walking into a bar isnβt something that normally happens to him.
He approaches the panda regardless and asks, βWhat can I get you?β
The panda grabs a menu off the bar, opens it and points to a cheeseburger.
The bartender is very impressed by this and so he decides to go ahead and make the cheeseburger for the panda.
The panda gets his cheeseburger, devours it, savoring every last bit. He then wipes its mouth with a napkin, impressing the bartender even more.
But then suddenly the panda pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the bar, except for the bartender.
The bartender stands there in total shock, soaked in blood, and can only ask the panda, βWhy?β
The panda pulls a dictionary from his fur coat and turns to the bartender. He flips the book to the P section, places it on the bar, and points to his picture. Then he turns and walks out the door without looking back.
The bartender leans down and reads the entry next to Panda. It saysβ¦
βPanda: A wild animal that eats, shoots and leaves.β
My dad said theyβre wiped out
It got stuck in a crack.
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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