A list of puns related to "Wipe"
Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.
Well played, boy.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Multi-ply
Kilted Northern
" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"
3 wipes: rookie dad, hasn't figured it out yet
2 wipes: getting there, but still a noob
1 wipe: master dad
0 wipes: not a very good dad.
This is snow joke.
With toilet paper, like everyone else!
Klingons.
Why didnβt I think of that?
I'm nap-kin.
Poo-pyrus
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks
Shampoo
"I'm not sure," I replied. "I haven't eaten any."
'Cause, I don't use my hands, I use toilet paper.
Ugghhhh I use toilet paper.
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