I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
A friend of mine always carries around a scale with him no matter where he goes. Anytime he meets a new person named William he throws them right on the scale. So one day I finally asked, "why do you keep doing this?" He replied.
"because where there's a Will there's a weigh."
I’m terrible with directions but my friend William always knows where to go.
When there’s a Will, there’s a way.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
I bought a pencil that was claimed to be owned by William Shakespeare, but the lettering’s all faded.
I’m not sure whether it’s 2B or not 2B.
I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.
It's my sheer Will power.
William has me wondering if i am or am not.
I want to build a giant Robin Williams inspired house
I just hope I can afford the Morkage payment.
I was sat next to an insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams last night.
And through it all, he offered me protection!
I am never going to hire anyone named William.
I heard William Shatner had to shut down his women’s lingerie line.
Apparently Shatner panties was not a good name.
I'm going to shoplift from Williams Sonoma. Hope I don't get caught.
It's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I was wondering if headstrong William is going to bequeath anything to his son William by his own choice?
Will willful Will will Will willingly?
I have lot of friends I call William...
So you can say I'm a "bill"ionaire.
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I found a really chewed up pencil that was apparently once owned by William Shakespeare
I could not tell if it was 2B or not 2B...
I called Serena Williams to interview her for a magazine article and asked, “So Serena, What’s your favorite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: I’m sorry Venus. Could you put Serena on the phone?
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
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