Son: At what age did I stop doing that?
I apologize in advance as this isn't exactly a joke, but whenever my son (23) asks me this question, I always answer with a wildly incorrect age. It is even better when his friends are around. I was curious if this counts as "Dad Joke behavior" and if anyone else does this or has a dad that does it.
Some examples
- When was I toilet trained- 12
- When did I stop sleeping with my ass in the air- 15
- When did I stop dropping my pants and underwear to my ankles to pee at a urinal- 14
I went hunting with my dad
He killed a wild cat and hung it's ass in the wall. Me: why did you hang the ass and not the head? Dad: because son, it's a cat-ass-trophy.
