Widows Puns

She said go ahead.

I stood up said “plethora” and sat back down.

“Thank you”, the grieving widow responded, “it means a lot”

“Open casket or closed” asked the Funeral Director.

“Yes” replied Schrödinger’s Widow.

"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."

"May I say a word?"

Sniffling, the widow agrees. The old man clears his throat, "Plethora"

"The widow smiles. "Thanks, that means a lot."

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

The funeral director asked, “Can I say a quick word?” “Sure,” replied the widow. “Thank you,” the funeral director responded, “Plethora” “Thanks, means a lot” replied the widow

I think he's a heroine addict.

Another male in the coffin.

She responded "Thanks that means a lot".

It was her mourning run.

She says "Go ahead".
He says "Plethora".
She thinks for a second, looks down and replies "Thank you. That means a lot".

And said to her "Cought any love?"

Him - Why is it called "Black Widow, Baby"?

Me - Because Black Widows are notorious for killing their husbands.

Him - It should be called "Black Bear Pirate"

Me - Why?

Him - Because they say "You should've known better than to mess with me honey."

Mourning sickness

foreclosure

She just can't get over him

“Sure,” she replies. “Plethora,” the guys says. The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

She says of course

The man says "plethora"

The widow says "Thanks. That's means a lot"