Whistles Puns

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

You have probably never heard us

Unfortunately, she blew it...

Because it was a fowl

He used his tulips

It's always nice to end the day on a high note

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.

because I'm snowed in

It didn't work so I took it back to the store and told them, 'it wooden whistle'. So they replaced it with a steel one. So I tried and tried but had to return it and told them 'it steel wooden whistle'. So they finally replaced it with a tin one. I gave it a big blow and happily exclaimed, 'I tin whistle!'

Unfortunately, she blew it!

Unfortunately she blew it

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

Unfortunately, she blew it!

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

Unfortunately he blew it.

...but it wooden whistle...

But it wooden let me whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

But she blew it

But it wooden whistle

So I Bought a steel whistle

But it steel wooden whistle

So I Bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

So I Bought a copper whistle

But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle

So I bought a tin whistle

Now I can whistle

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

But unfortunately, I blew it

But it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle.

But it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle.

But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Unfortunately, she blew it.

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

Because dogs can't whistle!

But it wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle, so I bought a tin whistle and now I tin whistle.

So i bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. Then i bought a lead whistle but it still wooden lead me whistle

...but it wooden whistle.

So I made a steel whistle, but...

It steel wooden whistle. :(

Finally I made a tin whistle.

And now I tin whistle! 😀

Because dogs can't whistle.

But it wooden whistle

Because dogs can't whistle