The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
What's happening in Washington right now needs a name
I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
I sea what's happening here
Have you seen what's happening in Syria?
Things are beginning to get Syrias.
Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.
Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"
Dad: "The earth is quaking".
Mum: "Sigh".
What would happen if a piano fell on you
What happens when you sing country music backwards?
You get your wife and job back
What happens if you cover up the back end of an F1 car?
What would happen if Uranus collided with earth?
It would be a pain in the ass.
What happens when a frog parks illegaly?
What happens if you don’t pay your exorcism bill?
What happens when a person with ADHD smokes marijuana?
What happens when the smog lifts over California?
What would happen if the US changed from lbs to kg overnight?
An English cat named ABC challenges a French cat named 123 to a swim across the English Channel, from the UK to France. They both swim hard, but only the English cat makes it. What happened to the other cat?
Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.
What happened to the 2 angry electricity?
What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?
What happens when you rearrange two of the letters in the word “nuclear”?
What happens when the devil goes bald?
What happened when Super Mario got the covid vaccine?
What happens to Leonardo when he forgets to floss?
What happens when you witness a shipwreck?
What happens when Credit Suisse goes bankrupt?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?
What happened to the guy who fell into the coffee grinder?
Do you know what happens if you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
I thought it was humerus.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?
Their crews were marooned.
What would happen if Bob Ross decided to become a CEO instead of a painter?
He would become the ultimate Rob Boss
Since Halloween is drawing nearer and nearer I decided, let me put out a Halloween joke. So here y’all go fellas What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
What would happen if Mater the Tow Truck got magical powers and could fly?
He would become Lightning McQueen's Larry Godmother
What happens when you glue bread together?
Did you hear about what happened to General Custard’s widow?
She died of a broken tart
What happens if you break the law in Romania’s Capitol?
What Happened to the Ghost when he filed for Bankruptcy?
His stuff got re-possessed!
What happens when you cross an angry sheep, and an angry cow?
You get two animals in a baaad moood.
what happens when you wear a snowsuit indoors?
What happened to Mozart's dead body?
It decomposed.
(I do not take credit for this joke)
What happens when a German is late for the train Hogwarts?
He gets stuck on platform Nein und 3/4
What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
What happened to cows born with genetic diseases ?
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?
What happens when you see a beautiful art?
What happened to the frog's car when it broke down?
What happened to the pentagon which lost an angle?
What happens when a communist trusts a fart?
What happens when a middle-aged nurse goes through a divorce?
She has a midwife crisis.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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