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What would be a good whale pun for a graduation cake?
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👤︎ u/SaucyMoonbeams
📅︎ May 16 2019
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[Request] Orca/Dolphin/Whale pun for Seaworld Paper

I’m writing a research paper about how it is inhumane for orcas to be kept in Seaworld. I want a really good pun for my title, but the mood is still pretty serious. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/gutsandhoney
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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Whale played.
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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👤︎ u/RedMusical
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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How do whales give birth?

A Sea-section. 🙃

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👤︎ u/jwelshy19v2
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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The other day I met a whale who insists he’s the most honest mammal in the world.

But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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An old man and a whale entered in a bar.

'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked. The Old man seemed annoyed and replied, ' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.

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👤︎ u/Copernicus_lite
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?

4

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Whale whale whale, what do we have here?
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👤︎ u/Corbo1991
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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A man was swallowed whole by a whale..

He ran to the end until he was all pooped out.

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👤︎ u/RocksOnReddit924
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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👤︎ u/The_Comanch3
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.

spoiler alert

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Some whales just started a music group

Its called the orchestra.

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👤︎ u/ieatshoes2
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do whales and dolphins get their news?

Through podcasts

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👤︎ u/jacket_with_sleeves
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a time travelling killer whale?

orcarina of time

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👤︎ u/MRTJ115
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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👤︎ u/zenithh7
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Where do you find the weight of a whale?

At a whale-weigh station

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👤︎ u/-WigglyLine-
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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What does the father whale say to his daughter after she thanks him for being such a good dad.

You're Whale cum

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👤︎ u/LemmeBuildThat
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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If a group of whales is called a pod

Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

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👤︎ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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👤︎ u/fracturedcrayon
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Where do 🐳 whales go to hear music?

The Orca-stra

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👤︎ u/infinitywee
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Okay so two whales walk into a bar. One whale goes “ARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO” (whale sound)

The other one goes “Shut up Phil you’re drunk”

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👤︎ u/Woofer-of-Wisdom
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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My friend gave me advice on what to do if you are swallowed by a whale.

Just keep running until you’re all pooped out.

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👤︎ u/RedShirtCashion
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Whales can’t stand loud noises.

In fact they cannot stand at all.

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👤︎ u/yoav-bam
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Well, whale, wale, wail, whail, Weil
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👤︎ u/Gurdel
📅︎ May 09 2020
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Why are killer whales so good at hunting?

They’re very well orca-strated

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👤︎ u/geeyoung373
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?

Shampu

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👤︎ u/vanillathunda1989
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
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👤︎ u/aakashrajaraman
📅︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
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👤︎ u/Gardengnomeinyohome
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?

It wasn't on porpoise!

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👤︎ u/JDDDouble
📅︎ May 22 2020
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What do whales enjoy listening to?

The Orcastra

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👤︎ u/goliathkat
📅︎ May 10 2020
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I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales

But the ink kept washing away.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a whale with a ball on it’s forehead?

A NardWhale

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👤︎ u/jvanzandd
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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How do you get two whales in a car

Drive down the m4

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👤︎ u/Adhammoussa_
📅︎ May 21 2020
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After consulting my therapist, I went out and bought a small whale.

She told me I need a porpoise in life

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👤︎ u/Juantanamo0227
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Whale they sure know how to hump back from extinction
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👤︎ u/FredJamilton
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character

Krillin

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👤︎ u/tjeters
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Whale done!
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👤︎ u/luciferismybitxh
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Who plays a whales favorite music?

An Orcastra

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👤︎ u/goliathkat
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Two whales are in the ocean, and one whale says to the other:

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To which the other replied: Shut up, Frank. You're drunk.

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Whale done, indeed.
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👤︎ u/cognitionconditional
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call a whale with a twisted loop in its tail?

Möebius Dick

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

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👤︎ u/plmcalli
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down 4 skin divers

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👤︎ u/waffel-daddy
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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