I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...

I had to Nicks that idea.

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why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?

they are both empty rappers

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👤︎ u/farmerette
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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How do you know that a vocalist is at your door?

They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

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I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.

For a second, I was on Edge.

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📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Where do vocalists go when they're out of money?

Singapore ;)

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Reminder to Vocalists...

Soprano and Alto: Stop causing treble for other singers.

Bass singers: Stop bringing us down.

And remember our Grand Staff meeting next weekend... assuming we compose ourselves properly and no one gets a flat from something sharp on the way there.

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👤︎ u/I_gorawr
📅︎ Apr 22 2017
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How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

Explanation: Till Lindemann is the vocalist of the band, they usually have lyrics in their songs so they will have to be finished to be included in the album.

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👤︎ u/Toofgib
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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So I was at band practice today...

And my bassist/vocalist was asking what we thought about a song we were just writing. So I took my hands off the strings and let them start making noise on their own, as I was standing directly in front of my amp. When he looked at me, confused as I was just staring at him, I finally broke the silence: "I'm giving you feedback."

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👤︎ u/LeDudicus
📅︎ Nov 21 2014
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Just got dadjoked in the car.

Me (listening to Queen): "Man, I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive. He was such a great vocalist."

Dad: "Well, he was poisonous."

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