I sold my vacuum today.
Why?
It was collecting dust.
I've made a joke about vacuums
What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
My new vacuum cleaner is alright.
It doesn't suck as much as my last one.
It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.
Either it sucks or it sucks.
So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.
Have you heard about the vacuum company's new CEO?
They hired him because of his good business Vacuumen.
I’m putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale
It’s just collecting dust.
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
I sold my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust.
My wife asked me to vacuum the floor.
I said "come on, that is beneath me"
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner ?
The position of the dirt bag
I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com
Buying vacuums has to be the most confusing thing ever....
You buy the one that sucks the most
Got a new vacuum cleaner today.
I just spent 3 hours vacuum up spiders in the basement
And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me “that’s not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebs”
I taught my cat to speak and ask her why does she hate vacuum cleaners.
“They suck” said the cat.
High but not so high IQ meme
Let me tell you a joke about a vacuum
Don't know if this was posted here before
What's the difference between Michelob ultra and pure gold?
One is a minor fined, the other is a miner's find.
After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.
The oven temperature was having fun getting high so the cookies decided to join in
My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock
Father: What a horrible way to Dyson
Joke sucked, I know
what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs
I gave my ex wife my old vacuum
Jokes on her the thing really sucked
I don’t like vacuum cleaners
I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.
I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.
Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are always sick on weekdays.
Me: It must be my weekend immune system.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
My dad attacked me with a vacuum cleaner today, yelling.....
If you're a janitor at a dispensary, that makes you high maintenance
I want to sell my vacuum
It was just collecting dust.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
Well, it was just collecting dust.
I decided to sell my vacuum...
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
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