Me: It must be my weekend immune system.
I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.
I needed a creative outlet.
It’s just a curd to me.
It's always out of stock
I was circumcised just after I was born, and I couldn’t walk for about a year.
That’s a pro sparrow on your fleecy dad. Looking forward to a happy 2021!
He heard Trump has been in Peach.
It's pretty vola-tile.
He was in the nighty-night percentile.
They’re known for their violins.
Apparently, the fish love click bait.
edit:- rod*
Unemployment.
First time I've ever seen a SWAT team.
https://imgur.com/a/7MkkaPN
It was ex-rated.
Co-worker A: Hey, Co-worker B, do you have any push pins?
Co-worker B: Sure, but I'll have to charge you.
Me: Don't forget the tax!
The groaning started and I was confused at first, then it sunk in. Sometimes unintended puns are the best!
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
Me: It must be my weakened immune system.
I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."
It’s just a curd to me.
