Tusks Puns

A list of puns related to "Tusks"

My friend said this was a difficult tusk. imgur.com/vJjEaXt
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👤︎ u/thecleanestfish
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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Why did the elephant go to jail?

He had a dead guy in his trunk.

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👤︎ u/jitney76
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

They kept dropping their trunks!

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👤︎ u/swimmingisasport
📅︎ May 15 2018
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Why are mammoths so good at micromanaging?

Multi-tusking

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👤︎ u/megalowmaneyeankle
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, "thanks!"

I said, "don't mention it"

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👤︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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I once fought an elephant singlehandedly...

... and broke its tooth.

I'm tellin' ya , it wasn't an easy tusk.

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👤︎ u/WhiteDeath1404
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dad talked about elephants and Alabama.

Why are elephants afraid to go to Alabama? Because in Alabama, there's Tusk-a-loose-a.

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👤︎ u/Vitaeamor
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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My friend bought me a new Elephant for my room

When I thanked her for it, she said "don't mention it".

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👤︎ u/thetwitchy1
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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