My friend said this was a difficult tusk. imgur.com/vJjEaXt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecleanestfish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Why did the elephant go to jail?

He had a dead guy in his trunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jitney76
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Two vegans were travelling through a desert...

A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.

A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.

The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.

The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"

"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.

The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VA_DiagSexAddict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

They kept dropping their trunks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swimmingisasport
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Why are mammoths so good at micromanaging?

Multi-tusking

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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I once fought an elephant singlehandedly...

... and broke its tooth.

I'm tellin' ya , it wasn't an easy tusk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteDeath1404
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, "thanks!"

I said, "don't mention it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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Making elephant jokes aren't easy.

In fact they're a mammoth task.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebear96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Dad talked about elephants and Alabama.

Why are elephants afraid to go to Alabama? Because in Alabama, there's Tusk-a-loose-a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitaeamor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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My friend bought me a new Elephant for my room

When I thanked her for it, she said "don't mention it".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetwitchy1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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