Tusk Puns

He had a dead guy in his trunk.

A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.

A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.

The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.

The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"

"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.

The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."

An irrelephant.

They kept dropping their trunks!

Multi-tusking

... and broke its tooth.

I'm tellin' ya , it wasn't an easy tusk.

He said, "thanks!"

I said, "don't mention it"

In fact they're a mammoth task.

Why are elephants afraid to go to Alabama? Because in Alabama, there's Tusk-a-loose-a.

When I thanked her for it, she said "don't mention it".